Based on the pictures.. 
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice with my bare hands. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I write award-winning operas. I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for 3 days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike bagpipe playing. I can pilot bicycles up several inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook 30-minute brownies in 20 minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello. I was scouted by the U.S. Men’s soccer team. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I’m bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don’t perspire. I have been caller number 9 and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dinning room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations with the CIA. I sleep once a week; and when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but I forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four-course meals using only a mouli and a toaster-oven. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving in Sri Lanka and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery and I have spoken with Elvis. But I have not yet graduated from Tech School..
That story is a joke.. haha I am in no way self-centered.. 
i just clicked here to see ur pics, sorry but u wrote too much and i didn’t feel like reading…ur first pic is ok u just look mean but ur second pic is cuter
You shorten that way up and post it on a personals websites…you’ll get some responses. It’s funny.
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ugh, no! i hate how many people ask thisquestion, god!
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lol, you are a cutie and seem like a nice guy although the first pic is a bit scary, you look angry
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u re soooo self centured. man, i am a woman and i look way better than u i wouldn’t be able to yap that long about myself. if u have problems with women – u re too self centrued and thus boring. i wouldn’t go out with u. plus – u don’t look that well
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i just clicked here to see ur pics, sorry but u wrote too much and i didn’t feel like reading…ur first pic is ok u just look mean but ur second pic is cuter
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dude, why did you write all thattt?
haha well your cute, but too old for me!
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